But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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