Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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