So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I think I just sharted jello shots
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