What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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