Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Randomize
