But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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