Walk of Shame. In a state park.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Randomize
