I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Your cock deserves a montage
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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