I'd wear matching sweaters with you
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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