She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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