Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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