i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
