just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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