hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Randomize
