i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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