I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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