I hate your face
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
The struggles of a small town man whore
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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