Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
