This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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