He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
The power of my boobs compel you
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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