Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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