hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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