Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
We got so high we made milksteak
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
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