one might say we're banned from that church
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Randomize
