question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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