Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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