are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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