This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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