Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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