so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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