Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
This is classic penis vs brain.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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