I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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