just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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