You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I just googled if crying burns calories
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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