i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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