I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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