Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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