if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Moan for me like Helen Keller
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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