I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
