no. you can't hotbox the world.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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