you have to choose: penises or morals?
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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