he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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