he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
He? As in you personified your dick?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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