Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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