i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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