i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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