I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
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