so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
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