i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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