Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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