You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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