:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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