Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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